Once upon a time in Minecraftia,there was an Enderman called Bart,a Skeleton called Bob and a Zombie called Dave. They all had jobs,Bart worked at a pub called O'Davids,Bob was a scientest and Dave was a Professional Pig Racer (PPR)
Part 1: The Failure
It was a big day,Dave was in the diamond cup. At O'Davids pub Creepers,Zombies,Blazes,Endermen,Silverfish and Skeletons were watching the race. Bart said "where are all the Spiders ?". A Zombie anwered "Oh,the're doing a parkour map with the Wither Skeletons" Bart replied "What about the Cave Spiders ?". The Zombie said "the're playing with a cactus,I think they are dead now". Bart replied "ookaaay". Meanwhile Bob was attempting to make Ocelots born with armour. The birth detecting machine made lightning go everywhere. When Dave was about to win suddenly another racers pig got struck by lightning. It turned into a half Pig,half Man and half Zombie (Zombie Pigman). Lightning struck the Endermen at O'Davids besides Bart. But the experiment failed ...
Part 2: Paralyser
Dave ran away,drove home and had a potion of harming (heals Zombies,Skeletons,Zombie Pigmen and Wither skeletons). Meanwhile Bart was standing in the pub with his mouth dropped staring at all the teleporting Endermen and the glowing supercharged Creepers. Suddenlly Steve the Human dug into the underground pub. Everything paused...
Back at the lab , Bob was standing with his hands up. There was an Ocelot , not an ordinary Ocelot he was a robot! But all he wanted to do was play. He had a metal body made of shiny diamondtel (half iron half diamond). He had chemicals in his black paws that could paralyse you. Its tail had an electric generator in it. It can deliver 200 volts if you annoy him. (Not in your mail box , but don't feel bad I wish I could have it delivered in my mail box to). He only wants to play with string.
Part 3: Gone ?
Meanwhile at Davidsons enterprises: Dave got the diamond from the race the next day. He got all 50 diamonds from 50 years of winning. (He actaully is 109 , though he is a Zombie). He made a diamond helmet , chestplate , leggings and boots. He also made a diamond sword , pickaxe , shovel , hoe and axe for emergency. Meanwhile the Ocelot was thinking "Is that my food bowl , no that is , that , no that". Then he thought "Why is my food bowl empty ?". Bob was standing right beside him. He called the Ocelot 'Myrtle'. Bob was listerning to Myrtle saying "Mee mow meeeooooww prrr hiss prrood". Bob replied "A Newt went up your nose ?". Myrtle hissed. Bob said "I've got it , you want to see an itallian cook". Myrtle hissed again and pointed to his mouth. Bob said "Ahh , you want food !".Myrtle said "Prrrrt". Bob went to go and pork and fish for Myrtle. He said "You stay right there , I'm getting some food for you".
Part 4: Lead by a Human ?
When Bob came back there was a gaping hole in the wall , his Chickens and catnip experiment was gone , all that was left was feathers and bones , no catnip and his longest string in the world experiment was being tugged outside the lab , obviosly it was Myrtle. Meanwhile at O'Davids Steve said "Okay so I don't know why I'm here , anyway , big news an evil robot Ocelot that I call a 'robo-lot' is on the loose. It said to be ev...". An Enderman said "Are you the daily news reporter or something" Steve replied "Please no interuptions , so continuing , It is said to be evil from catnip. He was created from Bob Parkourman. So if we want to defeat the Robo-lot , we will do it together". The whole pub said "Together". Steve continued "Creepers , set up TNT traps Throughout the city. Zombies , be prepared to battle with your leader , Dave Sheeprazor. Skeletons get prepared with your bows on Pigs and your leader is Jason Archer. Wither Skeletons follow the Zombies. Blazes , set up fire cannons in old buildings. Ghasts , hide behind buildings and attack when Zombies do. Silverfish , dig tunnels with Endermen. Spiders , work with me". When Myrtle came , he wiped out the whole army exept Dave. Steve said "Okay change of plans , get in the time machine". They went back to the start of the diamond cup. Steve said "Ok a few minutes back". They went a few minutes back.
Part 5: Goodbye Kitty
Then they saw themselves come out of another time machine
Back at the lab , Bob was standing with his hands up. There was an Ocelot , not an ordinary Ocelot he was a robot! But all he wanted to do was play. He had a metal body made of shiny diamondtel (half iron half diamond). He had chemicals in his black paws that could paralyse you. Its tail had an electric generator in it. It can deliver 200 volts if you annoy him. (Not in your mail box , but don't feel bad I wish I could have it delivered in my mail box to). He only wants to play with string.
Part 3: Gone ?
Meanwhile at Davidsons enterprises: Dave got the diamond from the race the next day. He got all 50 diamonds from 50 years of winning. (He actaully is 109 , though he is a Zombie). He made a diamond helmet , chestplate , leggings and boots. He also made a diamond sword , pickaxe , shovel , hoe and axe for emergency. Meanwhile the Ocelot was thinking "Is that my food bowl , no that is , that , no that". Then he thought "Why is my food bowl empty ?". Bob was standing right beside him. He called the Ocelot 'Myrtle'. Bob was listerning to Myrtle saying "Mee mow meeeooooww prrr hiss prrood". Bob replied "A Newt went up your nose ?". Myrtle hissed. Bob said "I've got it , you want to see an itallian cook". Myrtle hissed again and pointed to his mouth. Bob said "Ahh , you want food !".Myrtle said "Prrrrt". Bob went to go and pork and fish for Myrtle. He said "You stay right there , I'm getting some food for you".
Part 4: Lead by a Human ?
When Bob came back there was a gaping hole in the wall , his Chickens and catnip experiment was gone , all that was left was feathers and bones , no catnip and his longest string in the world experiment was being tugged outside the lab , obviosly it was Myrtle. Meanwhile at O'Davids Steve said "Okay so I don't know why I'm here , anyway , big news an evil robot Ocelot that I call a 'robo-lot' is on the loose. It said to be ev...". An Enderman said "Are you the daily news reporter or something" Steve replied "Please no interuptions , so continuing , It is said to be evil from catnip. He was created from Bob Parkourman. So if we want to defeat the Robo-lot , we will do it together". The whole pub said "Together". Steve continued "Creepers , set up TNT traps Throughout the city. Zombies , be prepared to battle with your leader , Dave Sheeprazor. Skeletons get prepared with your bows on Pigs and your leader is Jason Archer. Wither Skeletons follow the Zombies. Blazes , set up fire cannons in old buildings. Ghasts , hide behind buildings and attack when Zombies do. Silverfish , dig tunnels with Endermen. Spiders , work with me". When Myrtle came , he wiped out the whole army exept Dave. Steve said "Okay change of plans , get in the time machine". They went back to the start of the diamond cup. Steve said "Ok a few minutes back". They went a few minutes back.
Part 5: Goodbye Kitty
Then they saw themselves come out of another time machine
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