Wednesday, April 3, 2013

House Dressing Women.

On Tuesday the 2nd of April my mom called a lady named Carol to dress our home. By the word dress I mean my mom is paying a gruff person to dress or decorate our impressive home. At first to me the idea of having a woman come and decorate our home was stupid and it still feels that way now. The woman said she would arrive in the morning . . . LIES.

When she showed up in the afternoon a large white van pulled up our solid cement driveway. Her assistant Dee Dee or whatever came out of the van. "Carol has been busy all morning, shell be out in a second." Dee Dee said in a posh voice. Carol didn't really come out in a second she came out after 10 long minutes. When she finally left the van she examined our house. As soon as crazy Carol walked into my room she told me to de-clutter ; Oh man after that I wanted to give her a knuckle sandwich because I had basically thrown away half of my room. Dee Dee and Carol made my mom work all that night. Paint this, take away that, move that there, sell that they ordered. When they left a lot of stress filled the house. I couldn't stand those posh women.

Next week on the 8th of April our perplex property will be unleashed into the property press. "57 K D." I can see our home in flashing lights . . .

- E.D